Speaking of being embarrassed about my younger self, here’s a video wolfpartyjoe found online of my old band, Tri State Killing Spree*, playing live in a Philadelphia suburb in 2000, when I was 24. I’m the singer/bigmouth with the mic. Seven songs in 18 minutes, and something like four minutes of that is us fixing a broken string. By the way, sorry for the dumb shit I say starting at 11:55. That story is true, but the conclusions I drew from it were immature and I don’t feel that way anymore. But yeah, if you can forgive that youthful stupidity, you can watch me scream and roll around on the floor and maybe that’ll be amusing for you.
*—did you ever wonder why my username ended with the letters “tsks”? Now you know.